MY FUCKING LIFE. SO MUCH.
(Source: fuckyeahretailrobin)
“Oh okay, bitch” is the response in my head.
It means that under an ever-malleable visage riddled with hidden expense, they’re strong, but easily torn by major...
Fucking paper in plastic can suck my dick.
I remember those days… I’d call them out on that too. “So you are paper in plastic? how does that feel?”
ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Or my personal favorite: “Hi! How are you?” “Tomato Basil.”
Someone asked for paper in plastic once, and I think I looked at them like they asked for bags made of tin foil or...
I swear to fuck I asked a customer how he was doing yesterday and his reply was looking me square in the face and...
MY FUCKING LIFE. SO MUCH.